By Julie

By Julie

Today, I had red eyes from crying, and everyone assumed that my mom, who has been seriously ill, had died so they tried comforting me. It was quite embarrassing to have to tell them that it was because I’d just...
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By nofooddrinkorsex

By nofooddrinkorsex

Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we’re not having sex...
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By Andrew Dutch Beebe

By Andrew Dutch Beebe

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML Source link
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Desperate History Teacher Starts Calling Everything ‘Lore’

Desperate History Teacher Starts Calling Everything ‘Lore’

MIDVALE, Utah — In an attempt to invigorate his students with a passion for learning, AP U.S. History teacher Frederick Clemens decided half-way through the school year to start referring to history as “United States lore.”  “Let me school you...
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With This Ride-On Trump Costume It Looks Like Donald Is Giving You a Piggyback Ride

With This Ride-On Trump Costume It Looks Like Donald Is Giving You a Piggyback Ride

This ride-on Trump costume will make you look like Donald J. Trump himself is giving you a piggyback ride. This hilarious thing is sure to be a hit and a conversation argument starter at any party you attend. To use...
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Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed in Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night

Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed in Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night

TACOMA, Wash. — Local boyfriend Adam Leben refused to admit to any wrongdoing for his alleged horrible behavior in his girlfriend’s dream last night, annoyed sources confirmed. “When I walked into the living room, my girlfriend Kate [Torgensen] was just....
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Prepare Yourself: Here’s Robert Downey Jr. As a Pin-Up Girl

Prepare Yourself: Here’s Robert Downey Jr. As a Pin-Up Girl

One can only hope Robert Downey Jr. one day sees this gallery… and decides to never try this in real life. Ever. Source link
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Trump Praises Skrewdriver LP for Having “Very Fine Tracks on Both Sides”

Trump Praises Skrewdriver LP for Having “Very Fine Tracks on Both Sides”

CONCORD, N.H. — President Donald Trump began a campaign rally in New Hampshire yesterday touting the strength of the economy before veering from prepared remarks to heap praise on white supremacist rock band Skrewdriver and their 1987 LP “White Rider.”.....
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When Cats Take Over Dog Beds…

When Cats Take Over Dog Beds…

The facial expressions of these poor dogs are priceless. Source link
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Make logos FAST with 500+ specialized elements for only $19!

Make logos FAST with 500+ specialized elements for only $19!

Make logos FAST with 500+ specialized elements for only $19! This week’s deal is on the tools you need to draft logos FAST.  > There’s no need to reinvent the wheel with every client. Get to an MVP fast with...
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