By Antoine Karam

By Antoine Karam

Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML Source link
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By notcountry!

By notcountry!

Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once, she’s completely obsessed with talking with a bad, overly exaggerated southern accent. Not to mention constantly prattling off random nonsensical country phrases. We’re from and still live in....
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By Meg93

By Meg93

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and...
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By hometown blues

By hometown blues

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I’d found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent...
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By DisappointedDaughter

By DisappointedDaughter

Today, I’m counting the things my mother has broken or ruined since I let her move in with me a year ago. So far, the list contains a Christmas tree, my power drill, a toaster oven, inherited kitchen knives, an...
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Funny Pic Dump (6.26.19)

Funny Pic Dump (6.26.19)

Back on my bullshit with another dump of humorous images. Right into the ocean. What, you think baby sea turtles don’t like funny pics? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More...
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By grossew

By grossew

Today, my farm dog and I are spending the weekend in an urban area. She won’t poop on concrete, so I directed her to a nice two-foot tall grassy median. As she vaulted up onto the median, two turds shot...
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Passersby thought man was sleeping on Florida beach; he was dead

Passersby thought man was sleeping on Florida beach; he was dead

A witness tried to wake the 62-year-old man, and that’s when the truth was discovered.          Source link
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By ShiddyDiddy

By ShiddyDiddy

Today, my girlfriend’s obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML Source link
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Passersby thought man sleeping on Florida beach; he was dead

Passersby thought man sleeping on Florida beach; he was dead

A witness tried to wake the 62-year-old man, and that’s when the truth was discovered.          Source link
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