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                                By notsohot

[spicy] | By notsohot

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend’s house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he’d have sex with me. FML Source...
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By viabbey

By viabbey

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? “It’s Saturday.” FML Source...
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By Misty Michelle Jones

By Misty Michelle Jones

Today, I purchased a rather expensive, self-cleaning litter box for my 4 cats. Now they’re shitting outside of the box. FML Source link
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23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

While Mike Primavera already does a pretty damn good job with his coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what...
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By sadgirl

By sadgirl

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire...
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By NeedANewWindshield

By NeedANewWindshield

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML Source link
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By Rachael

By Rachael

Today, I wondered why the cashiers at my local chip shop were being so unusually friendly and knocked money off my bill. Then when I got back to my boyfriend’s house, I noticed my bright red bra shining through my...
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By Shaz

By Shaz

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It’s noticeable. Very noticeable. FML Source link
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By MyDeliveriesCanWait

By MyDeliveriesCanWait

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I’d ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, “Sorry.” FML Source link
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Opinion: As an Optimist I Choose to See the Koch Brothers as Half Dead

Opinion: As an Optimist I Choose to See the Koch Brothers as Half Dead

I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty positive guy. A bird craps in my eyes, I’m like, “At least I have another eye.” When Trump won the election, I was like, “Hey, at least I’m white.” Stuff like that....
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