By skippydoda

By skippydoda

Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver’s license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn’t help...
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By my kids smell bad

By my kids smell bad

Today, I got into a screaming match with the mother of my kids. I told her they need to bathe more often. According to her, anything more than once a week is excessive and bad for their skin. My kids...
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By amaze

By amaze

Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn’t eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML Source link
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By Anonim23

By Anonim23

Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML Source link
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Snake on a mailbox halts mail delivery until it’s relocated

Snake on a mailbox halts mail delivery until it’s relocated

Carrier wouldn’t deliver the mail until the slithery visitor was gone.          Source link
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By trippy

By trippy

Today, my mom tripped over a curb and cried, because she “tripped and not even drunk.” I thought it was normal to trip over my own two feet several times a day. FML Source link
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By eternal

By eternal

Today, while at the drive-thru at Sonic, they told me they were out of mozzarella sticks. I shed actual tears. I’m not even pregnant. FML Source link
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By ihatebadkids

By ihatebadkids

Today, I was uninvited from every family event henceforth, because I finally had it and told my sister that I can’t stand to be around her horribly misbehaved kids. They have screaming meltdown tantrums, throw and break things, start fights...
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Funny Pic Dump (6.24.19)

Funny Pic Dump (6.24.19)

So it’s Monday and that sucks. But hey, at least you get to start it off with this dump of hilarious images.  1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18....
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By Drai Gray

By Drai Gray

Today, I’m finally dating the girl I’ve been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally call her by her sister’s name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep...
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