By Is McDonald’s Hiring?

By Is McDonald’s Hiring?

Today, I was sternly told that if I didn’t pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could giving passing grades to the...
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Three men get prison for having sex with 12 animals

Three men get prison for having sex with 12 animals

The men had sex with at least 9 female horses, a cow, a goat and dogs, according to officials          Source link
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By mus

By mus

Today while I was walking to my bus stop I saw a girl slip on black ice but catch herself and I laughed because people catching themselves slip, hilarious. Well I reach the same patch of black ice and go...
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He says he went to a doctor for one procedure, but left with a vasectomy. And now he’s suing.

He says he went to a doctor for one procedure, but left with a vasectomy. And now he’s suing.

“He signed off for a cystoscopy, everything that was explained to him was about a cystoscopy. And when he woke up he’d received a vasectomy.”          Source link
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By Will

By Will

Today, I found out that my friends all think, “Don’t worry about it” means its “free”. I’m a few thousand dollars in debt and they back each other like a gang. Never mind all the Aussies who say it means,...
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23 Funny Tweets You’re Going To See Eventually So Why Not Now?

23 Funny Tweets You’re Going To See Eventually So Why Not Now?

You know those tweets that you read on your phone, laugh hysterically at, then pass over to the nearest person and say, “look at this?” These are those tweets. Also, what better way to pass the time between now and...
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Man finds, kills giant snake on North Carolina property

Man finds, kills giant snake on North Carolina property

Scott Jensen admitted there’s a lot he and his wife have to learn about their land in Lowell. But over the weekend, they received a lesson on what else is sharing their space.          Source link
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34 Wonderfully Blasphemous Catholic Memes Jesus Died So You Could Laugh At

34 Wonderfully Blasphemous Catholic Memes Jesus Died So You Could Laugh At

For those of us raised Catholic, there have been certain memories (and deep-seated issues) swirling around our brains since childhood. Stuffy suits for Easter Mass, picking a Confirmation saint, boring homilies, and so much more! With the Easter season coming....
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By Confused

By Confused

Today, I woke up after having a dream that I was slamming my dick into desk drawers. When I got out of bed, my wardrobe was tipped over, my penis hurt, and all the clothes were out of the drawers....
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RAW VIDEO: Easter Bunny gets into a brawl on a Florida sidewalk

RAW VIDEO: Easter Bunny gets into a brawl on a Florida sidewalk

Nobody was arrested after the fight.          Source link
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