By swallowsafly

By swallowsafly

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along...
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By notanybetter

By notanybetter

Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend’s hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn’t want to...
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Nice try, eh? Canadian teen caught driving 105 mph has spicy excuse

Nice try, eh? Canadian teen caught driving 105 mph has spicy excuse

He blamed hot wings and a bathroom urge for his haste.          Source link
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Oh, deer! Police come face-to-face with four-legged home intruder

Oh, deer! Police come face-to-face with four-legged home intruder

They were fully armed, but all they needed were some chairs to shoo the deer outside.          Source link
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This man’s yard was graced with a ‘conga line’ of raccoons

This man’s yard was graced with a ‘conga line’ of raccoons

These raccoons were spotted near Broadway and Evans Avenue in Denver, Colorado.          Source link
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We Rank the Top 4 Biggest Fucking Assholes in My Band

We Rank the Top 4 Biggest Fucking Assholes in My Band

Many of us tend to put rock stars and touring musicians on pedestals. But the truth is, the music industry is rife with unscrupulous, unsavory, and untrustworthy pieces of shit. And wouldn’t you know it? My band just so happens...
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15 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

15 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

With millions of funny tweets happening every day, it can be tough to keep up. Lucky for you I sail the vast sea of twitter and catch the big ones. I dump my bounty here for you every Friday. Enjoy....
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Dear Scabby: How do I interpret mixed signals?

Dear Scabby: How do I interpret mixed signals?

Dear Scabby: I’m really embarrassed to admit this…but I just shat a bunch of skittles out of my womanly parts. I haven’t eaten skittles in over a week. Woman to woman, has this ever happened to you? Help me solve...
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19 People Share The Times They Talked To A Celebrity For More Than 30 Seconds

19 People Share The Times They Talked To A Celebrity For More Than 30 Seconds

Most of us think we wouldn’t get starstruck when coming face to face with a celebrity, but you don’t really know until you’re presented with the situation. These 19 people were presented with that situation, and it wasn’t just in...
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Vegan Scientists Predict Third World War Will Be Fought over Oatly

Vegan Scientists Predict Third World War Will Be Fought over Oatly

GENEVA — A recent report from leading vegan scientists indicates the limited supply of dairy milk alternative Oatly could lead to increased international tension, eventually leading to a possible third world war. “We surveyed vegans around the world, and f...
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