By StickyWicket

By StickyWicket

Today, at work where I’m a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML Source link
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Woman gets 15 years for posing as sheriff, releasing boyfriend from jail

Woman gets 15 years for posing as sheriff, releasing boyfriend from jail

Maxine Feldstein presented false paperwork to the Washington County Detention Center in July 2018, which fooled the jailers into releasing her boyfriend.          Source link
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By Fried.

By Fried.

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn’t coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML Source link
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By WTFDude

By WTFDude

Today, I was punched in the face for wearing a Ramones shirt. The guy who punched me said he was tired of people wearing the shirt without knowing who they were. I’ve been a Ramones fan my whole life and...
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Love bugs even make life at sea miserable

Love bugs even make life at sea miserable

You can’t get away from the little critters, no matter how hard you try!          Source link
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                                By sirttocs

[spicy] | By sirttocs

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I remembered what I did in my sleep last night. Turns out, in my sleep, I grabbed her crotch and said, “Just making sure you’re not Shae.” Shae is her sister. FML Source link
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Florida man playing basketball naked thought it would improve his skills, police say

Florida man playing basketball naked thought it would improve his skills, police say

He is charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs.          Source link
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Florida man caught with stolen caskets in stolen rental truck, troopers say

Florida man caught with stolen caskets in stolen rental truck, troopers say

The caskets are believed to have been stolen from a funeral home or casket company.          Source link
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Cheerleaders injured at Walt Disney World by flying umbrella

Cheerleaders injured at Walt Disney World by flying umbrella

Family says cheerleaders were hit in the head and injured by a heavy umbrella that was lifted into the air by winds.          Source link
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By littl3storm

By littl3storm

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my...
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